Someone mailed funeral flower arrangements to my house every Monday for eleven weeks.
I live alone and work from home, so my life is about as boring as it gets. Most weeks follow the exact same routine. I answer emails, attend meetings, go to the gym, and occasionally meet friends for dinner. Nothing unusual ever happens in my neighborhood. Then the flowers started showing up. The first arrangement arrived on a Monday morning. It was one of those expensive sympathy displays people send after a funeral. The card attached simply said, "Thinking of you during this difficult time." I assumed it had been delivered to the wrong address. The florist disagreed. They confirmed my name, my address, and my phone number were all listed correctly. The second arrangement arrived the following Monday. Then another. Then another. By the fifth week my neighbors had started asking questions. One woman across the street actually stopped me while I was checking my mail and asked which family member I'd lost. When I told her nobody had died, she looked complete...